The ultimate weapon, a NERF gun to end all wars, this nuclear NERF bombshell fires off 80 devastating darts that will clear the room of hostiles. Or if you feel like waiting it out: you create your very own new interoffice cold war through mutually-assured destruction.
Trading distance for compactness, the reverse-plunger system still fires up to 30 feet, handheld, or 40 feet, tripod-mounted. You will need to see this thing in action to believe it, and you can, thanks to ThinkGeek.
“Safety Warning: Do not fire the NERF Nuke at humans, children, pets, wild animals, trees, the elderly, faces, ghosts, or in very confined spaces. Always wear safety glasses, knee pads, and other forms of protection.”